from the mail...

Nice Christian One-Liners

• Give God what is right – not what is left.
• Man’s way leads to a hopeless end – God’s way leads to an endless hope.
• A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
• He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
• In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma – but never let him be the period.
• Do not put a question mark where God puts a period.
• Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
• When praying do not give God instructions – just report for duty.
• Do not wait for six strong men to take you to church.
• We do not change God’s message – His message changes us.
• The church is prayer conditioned.
• When God ordains, He sustains.
• WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
• Plan – it was not raining when Noah built the ark.
• Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
• Suffering from tooth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
• Exercise daily – walk with the Lord.
• Never give the devil a ride – he will always want to drive.
• Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
• Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
• He who angers you controls you.
• Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
• Give Satan an inch and he will be a ruler.
• Be ye fishers of men – you will catch them and He will clean them.
• God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
• Read the Bible – it will scare the hell out of you.

i like the last one. haha :)